hahahaha. awesome.

So we had the whole MTNA thing today. We were aware that there was only one other group, besides our quartet, in the state competition. However, we were not aware that it was the bulldawg awesome-face brass. They are pretty good, for those of you that don't know. Needless to say, they won. GOOD JOB BD5!!! It was still pretty fun.


Ok so here is my crazy lady story!

I'm at a coffee shop on the east side, at the counter ordering some coffee. I hear this frantic voice behind me and turn around to find what looked like the typical uga girl, except one that had gone through a night of hell.

She said "UM..... excuse me? Um... I asked for a toasted bagel. with butter!!" I thought she was going to cry. The lady at the counter pointed to the toaster and explained that customers toast things themselves at this establishment.

"Omigosh!!! Omigosh!!! I am soo soo soo sorry. I have never been here before... I am so sorry!!"

At this point, she's creeping me out al ittle bit. It's ok lady, it's a toaster.

Crazy lady walks over to toaster and starts poking at it. The toaster happens to be situated next to the suger (which is where I am obviously situated... i needs the sugar, ok?!?!). Unfortunately, poking the toaster is not providing the results this lady is looking for.

Frantic voice again: "Ummm EXCUSE me. Is my bagel toasting?!?! I mean... is it TOASTING?!?!?! I have never toasted anything before... how do you toast a bagel?"



****WHAT***** Who does not toast things? Only one thing is better than processed carbs... and that is TOASTED processed carbs. But seriously, who has no clue how to toast something?


Ok so I let the lady know that her bagel is toasting. She opens the door to the toaster over and pokes the bagel, just to make sure. I sit down, man behind me goes up to sugar counter and the lady says, "UM excuse me SIR?!?! IS MY BAGEL TOASTING?!?! AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?"


Long story short, the bagel gets toasted. The girl walks outside to sit with random guy and eat her toasted bagel. As soon as she steps out, everyone in the coffee shop had a TV sitcom moment. We all looked at each other and in unison said something to the extent of, "That lady is CRAZY." One old lady in the corner mumbled, "kids... ridiculous."

Soon new people start walking in, and as the door opens you can hear the crazy lady saying "Top of the morning to you!!" To every single person that enters or exits. Awesome. Finally she leaves.

However, here is what convinced me that she was most definitely crazy. Imagine this image: A young girl, probably around 20, give or take. Long brown hair, except it's all crazy. HUGE sunglasses a la Lindsey Lohan. She appears to be wearing these items, and ONLY the following items: green ugg boots and one 3XL navy blue hoodie. WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS, LADY?



And lastly, she had on dayglo-pink Lee Press-On Nails. Except the thumb had fallen off.


So, next time you toast a bagel, just remember that you have at least one more job skill than someone in this world.