i don't have mad at molly week on my calendar. apparently no one sent me the memo. now i'm going to have to have a mad libs argument with you, since i don't have anything to complain about. feel free to make up your own:
"for heaven's sake, molly, what ever possessed you to ____________? i don't see how you could ___________ when you knew that ______________ would only make me more _____________. shame on you for ever trying to ________________."
you suck molly...i am so angry at you. you may ask why, and the answer is: because I do have Mad at Molly week on my calendar. I didn't make the calendar, but i suppose i had better be pissed at you anyway. so take that.
B- 1) be so cool 2) be so awesome 3) being so awesome 4) wishing we were best friends 5) be so freaking awesome
madlibs are my favorite, how did you know?!
Laura- you are female. i do believe your week to be mad at me is next week. i'll get back to you on that (or not... you know me.)
Kyle- I will call the tech management team about the smoke. They should take care of that pretty quickly.
Scotty J- Thank you for purchasing the updated calendar and following the written emotional directions. Without people like you, there would be no order in this world.
All others- your complaints can only be processed if they are submitted in the correct format. As I forgot to mention earlier, madlib is indeed an acceptible format. As is anything in haiku form or iambic pentameter.
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i don't have mad at molly week on my calendar. apparently no one sent me the memo. now i'm going to have to have a mad libs argument with you, since i don't have anything to complain about. feel free to make up your own:
"for heaven's sake, molly, what ever possessed you to ____________? i don't see how you could ___________ when you knew that ______________ would only make me more _____________. shame on you for ever trying to ________________."
-B
I hate it when you don't call me back. Ever.
Laura
My god, Molly, I can't stand you. So angry right now, smoke is coming out of my ears. Smoke!
you suck molly...i am so angry at you. you may ask why, and the answer is: because I do have Mad at Molly week on my calendar. I didn't make the calendar, but i suppose i had better be pissed at you anyway. so take that.
B-
1) be so cool
2) be so awesome
3) being so awesome
4) wishing we were best friends
5) be so freaking awesome
madlibs are my favorite, how did you know?!
Laura- you are female. i do believe your week to be mad at me is next week. i'll get back to you on that (or not... you know me.)
Kyle- I will call the tech management team about the smoke. They should take care of that pretty quickly.
Scotty J- Thank you for purchasing the updated calendar and following the written emotional directions. Without people like you, there would be no order in this world.
All others- your complaints can only be processed if they are submitted in the correct format. As I forgot to mention earlier, madlib is indeed an acceptible format. As is anything in haiku form or iambic pentameter.
Thank you for your time and concern.
i got a sore throat.
why not blame it on molly?
AHA! think i will...
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|Why are you mad at Molly: |
|She hasn't gotten me a pony. |
|Ever. |
| -anonoymous |
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